Hello and welcome to a very old one of the longest-running websites on the internet!

Well, running might be too strong of a word. Due to the ravages of time, it is a shell of what it once was, and we are both now retired from this adventure we started in 1995.

But never fear! All is not lost!

Jen has a new homepage at JenPM.com where you can find out what she's up to these days.

Plus, you can still read our story and check out other places you might have seen us!

And finally, we do have a YouTube channel, but that is very, very silly.